What is wrong with Wisconsin?

I mean, seriously. Wisconsin has issues with the Hostess company or something. You know, Hostess. The cupcake people.

I have yet to find either Ding Dongs or, more importantly, Hostess Old-Fashioned Glazed Donuts. I CRAVE those donuts more than I ever thought I could crave any type of sweet. And what kind of grocery store doesn't stock Ding Dongs? I thought they were a snack food staple?